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When the manager of a men\u2019s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk\u2019s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. \u201cGuess what, sir?\u201d the clerk said. \u201cI finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we\u2019ve had for so long!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you mean that repulsive, pink-and-blue, double-breasted thing?!\u201d the manager asked.\u201cThat\u2019s the one!\u201d\u201cThat\u2019s great!\u201d the manager cried, \u201cI thought we\u2019d never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we\u2019ve ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh,\u201d the clerk replied, \u201cafter I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me.\u201dSome time ago, a man had two sons.As they got older, everyone quickly realized that Jackson was very sharp, while Blake was about as sharp as a spoon. They were both loved very much and cared for. As time went by, the father got sick and eventually passed away.<\/p>\n
A man opening the door | Source: Pexels
\nA man opening the door | Source: Pexels<\/p>\n
Jackson called his brother on the phone and told him: \u201cListen, I have an enormously important business meeting I must attend, but I will get on the first flight home. Here are my credit card details, please make sure dad looks his best and gets everything money can buy for his funeral, spare no expense!\u201d<\/p>\n
He wasn\u2019t sure this was a great idea, given that Blake was\u2026 well, Blake, but he had no one else to call. Surprisingly, Blake took care of everything, and did it with a rather decent budget.<\/p>\n
Jackson was pleasantly surprised and the funeral went well, if a sad and emotional affair for all. A few months later Jackson calls Blake again. \u201cListen,\u201d he says.<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t want to make accusations or nothin\u2019, but could it be that you are still using my card for about $300 dollars every month? I can see it here on my credit report.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course not!\u201d said Blake, insulted. \u201cI would never steal from you, you know that!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYea, I do.\u201d Said Jackson, \u201cBut how do you explain these?\u201d<\/p>\n
A woman holding a baby | Source: Pexels
\nA woman holding a baby | Source: Pexels<\/p>\n
\u201cOh,\u201d said Blake, \u201cI bet those are for dad\u2019s tux.<\/p>\n
You said you wanted him to look his best so I rented the most expensive suit in town!\u201d<\/p>\n
There are two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, \u201cLet\u2019s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy with the Chihuahua says, \u201cWe can\u2019t go in there. We\u2019ve got dogs with us.\u201d<\/p>\n
The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, \u201cJust follow my lead.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nA cute baby sitting on the bed | Source: Unsplash<\/p>\n
They walk over to the restaurant, and the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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