{"id":1734,"date":"2026-04-28T05:36:04","date_gmt":"2026-04-28T05:36:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=1734"},"modified":"2026-04-28T05:36:04","modified_gmt":"2026-04-28T05:36:04","slug":"80-tipsy-totally-honest-her-cruise-ship-confession-leaves-the-bar-in-stitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=1734","title":{"rendered":"\u201c80, Tipsy &#038; Totally Honest \u2014 Her Cruise Ship Confession Leaves the Bar in Stitches!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1735 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/A8-image-9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"572\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/A8-image-9.jpg 572w, https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/A8-image-9-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 572px) 100vw, 572px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A lady walks into the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with just two drops of water.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender serves it, and she smiles, \u201cI\u2019m celebrating my 80th birthday today.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell then,\u201d the bartender grins, \u201cthis one\u2019s on me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She finishes it, and the woman next to her says, \u201cLet me get you another!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThank you\u2014same thing,\u201d the lady nods.<\/p>\n<p>Moments later, a gentleman on her other side chimes in, \u201cI\u2019ll buy the next one!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Again she says, \u201cScotch\u2026 two drops of water.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Now the bartender leans in, curious. \u201cMa\u2019am, I have to ask\u2026 why only two drops of water?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old woman smirks, lifts her glass, and says\u2014<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSonny\u2026 at my age, I can still hold my liquor just fine\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She pauses, takes a slow sip, then adds with a wink:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026it\u2019s the water that refuses to stay for the full cruise.\u201d ??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lady walks into the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with just two drops of water. The bartender serves it, and she smiles, \u201cI\u2019m celebrating my &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-top"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1734"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1736,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734\/revisions\/1736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}