{"id":1737,"date":"2026-04-28T09:47:06","date_gmt":"2026-04-28T09:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=1737"},"modified":"2026-04-28T09:47:06","modified_gmt":"2026-04-28T09:47:06","slug":"a-70-year-old-widow-placed-an-advertisement-in-the-newspaper-looking-for-a-new-husband-and-it-gained-a-lot-of-attention-on-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=1737","title":{"rendered":"A 70-year-old widow placed an advertisement in the newspaper, looking for a new husband, and it gained a lot of attention on the internet."},"content":{"rendered":"

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When you\u2019ve been by yourself for some time, it can feel uneasy and scary to start trying to find someone to be in a romantic relationship with again.<\/p>\n

The most vital thing to understand is that you should never judge people without listening to their side of the story first.<\/p>\n

So, I want to share a funny article I read recently. It\u2019s about a 70-year-old widow who put an ad in the newspaper to find a new husband.<\/p>\n

One day, she was at home, and the doorbell rang. But she had no idea who was at the door.<\/p>\n

Read the whole funny joke below and keep reading until the end for the funny part.<\/p>\n

In a newspaper ad, she wrote:<\/p>\n

\u201cLooking for a husband! Should be around my age, not be abusive, not cheat on me, and still be good in bed. Please come apply in person.\u201d<\/p>\n

The next day, the doorbell rang, and she opened it. She was surprised to see an old man in a wheelchair with no arms or legs.<\/p>\n

The widow asked, \u201cYou don\u2019t seriously want me to think about you, do you? I can\u2019t believe it, you don\u2019t have any legs!\u201d<\/p>\n

With a smile, the old man replied, \u201cWell, that means I can\u2019t cheat on you!\u201d<\/p>\n

Saying, \u201cYou don\u2019t have any arms either!\u201d she chuckled.<\/p>\n

The old man smiled again and said, \u201cThat\u2019s why I can never harm you!\u201d<\/p>\n

She raised an eyebrow and asked, \u201cAre you still good in bed?\u201d<\/p>\n

The old man leaned back and said, \u201cWell, I did ring the doorbell, didn\u2019t I?\u201d with a big smile.<\/p>\n

Why not try to cheer someone up? Make someone laugh by SHARING this amusing story!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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