{"id":1819,"date":"2026-04-30T16:14:40","date_gmt":"2026-04-30T16:14:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=1819"},"modified":"2026-04-30T16:14:40","modified_gmt":"2026-04-30T16:14:40","slug":"the-golden-saloon-disaster-hell-never-live-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=1819","title":{"rendered":"\u201cThe Golden Saloon Disaster He\u2019ll Never Live Down\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1820 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/A5-image-16.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"572\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/A5-image-16.jpg 572w, https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/A5-image-16-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 572px) 100vw, 572px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A guy stumbles home drunk at 3 AM\u2026 and his wife is waiting.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere have you been?!\u201d she snaps.<\/p>\n<p>He slurs, \u201cAt this amazing place\u2026 The Golden Saloon! Everything\u2019s gold\u2014doors, floors\u2026 even the urinals!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She rolls her eyes. \u201cYeah right.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Next day, she calls the bar.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs this the Golden Saloon?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, ma\u2019am.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGolden doors?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAbsolutely.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGolden floors?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026Golden urinals?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a pause\u2026 then she hears the bartender yell:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHEY DUKE\u2026 I THINK I FOUND THE GUY WHO PEED IN YOUR SAXOPHONE LAST NIGHT!\u201d ??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy stumbles home drunk at 3 AM\u2026 and his wife is waiting. \u201cWhere have you been?!\u201d she snaps. He slurs, \u201cAt this amazing place\u2026 The Golden Saloon! Everything\u2019s gold\u2014doors, &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-top"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1819"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1821,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1819\/revisions\/1821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}