{"id":1870,"date":"2026-05-01T11:41:28","date_gmt":"2026-05-01T11:41:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=1870"},"modified":"2026-05-01T11:41:28","modified_gmt":"2026-05-01T11:41:28","slug":"she-just-wanted-a-nice-view-the-government-had-other-plans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=1870","title":{"rendered":"She Just Wanted a Nice View\u2026 The Government Had Other Plans!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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An elderly woman from California bought a beautiful piece of timberland in Oregon.<\/p>\n

At the highest point stood a massive tree, so she decided to climb it for a better view.<\/p>\n

Halfway up, a spotted owl went full attack mode on her.<\/p>\n

Panicking, she slid all the way down\u2014ending up with painful splinters in places no one wants splinters. ??<\/p>\n

She rushed straight to a doctor.<\/p>\n

After hearing the story, he sent her into the exam room\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2026and kept her waiting for THREE hours.<\/p>\n

Furious, she snapped, \u201cWhat took you so long?!\u201d<\/p>\n

The doctor sighed and said:<\/p>\n

\u201cMa\u2019am\u2026 before I can remove old-growth timber from a protected area\u2026
\nI needed approval from the EPA, the Forest Service\u2026 and two lawyers.\u201d ????<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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