{"id":1897,"date":"2026-05-01T13:41:37","date_gmt":"2026-05-01T13:41:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=1897"},"modified":"2026-05-01T13:41:37","modified_gmt":"2026-05-01T13:41:37","slug":"why-you-should-never-date-an-anesthesiologist-unless-you-plan-on-power-napping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=1897","title":{"rendered":"Why You Should Never Date an Anesthesiologist Unless You Plan on Power Napping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1898 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/A18-image.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"572\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/A18-image.jpg 572w, https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/A18-image-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 572px) 100vw, 572px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A lady doctor and her boyfriend were settling in for a romantic evening when things started heating up. As they moved to the bedroom, she paused, looked him dead in the eye, and whispered seductively:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have to warn you\u2026 I\u2019m a specialist.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh yeah?\u201d he panted. \u201cWhat\u2019s your specialty?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>She smirked and pinned him to the bed. \u201cI\u2019m an anesthesiologist. So if you aren\u2019t out in five minutes, I\u2019m not doing my job right.\u201d??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lady doctor and her boyfriend were settling in for a romantic evening when things started heating up. As they moved to the bedroom, she paused, looked him dead in &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-top"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1897"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1897\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1899,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1897\/revisions\/1899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}