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A sharp-talking lawyer married a glamorous woman who had already divorced ten husbands.<\/p>\n
On their wedding night, she leaned close, smiled sweetly, and whispered,
\n\u201cPlease be gentle with me\u2026 I\u2019m still a virgin.\u201d<\/p>\n
The lawyer nearly fell off the bed.
\n\u201cHold on,\u201d he said. \u201cYou\u2019ve been married TEN times. How is that even possible?\u201d<\/p>\n
She sighed dramatically.<\/p>\n
\u201cHusband #1 was a salesman. He kept bragging about how amazing it was going to be\u2026 but never actually delivered.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHusband #2 worked in IT. He said he\u2019d troubleshoot the issue and get back to me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHusband #3 was in maintenance. He inspected everything, nodded seriously\u2026 then said the equipment wasn\u2019t responding.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHusband #4 worked in telemarketing. He kept promising satisfaction within 7\u201310 business days.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHusband #5 was an engineer. He wanted blueprints, testing phases, and a three-year feasibility study.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHusband #6 was in finance. He said the transaction looked risky and needed approval from upper management.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHusband #7 was a motivational speaker. He gave me a two-hour pep talk and a standing ovation.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHusband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was discuss my feelings.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHusband #9 was a gynecologist. He just stared at it professionally.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHusband #10 was a stamp collector\u2026\u201d
\nShe paused, stared wistfully into the distance, and sighed,
\n\u201cGod, I really miss him\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The lawyer laughed nervously.
\n\u201cWell\u2026 now that you married me, why are you suddenly so excited?\u201d<\/p>\n
She grinned wickedly and pulled him closer.<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause you\u2019re a lawyer\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhich means this is the first time I\u2019m absolutely certain\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c\u2026I\u2019m about to get billed for every single minute.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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