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A father was walking past his teenage son\u2019s bedroom when he nearly fainted.<\/p>\n
The room was spotless.<\/p>\n
The bed was perfectly made.
\nClothes folded.
\nDesk clean.
\nEven the pizza boxes were gone.<\/p>\n
Suspicious already, he noticed a white envelope sitting neatly on the pillow.<\/p>\n
Written on the front were two terrifying words:<\/p>\n
\u201cDear Dad.\u201d<\/p>\n
His heart dropped.<\/p>\n
With shaky hands, he opened the letter.<\/p>\n
\u201cDear Dad,<\/p>\n
I\u2019m sorry to tell you this, but I\u2019ve run away with my new girlfriend, Stacy.<\/p>\n
I didn\u2019t want a huge fight with you and Mom, so we decided to leave quietly.<\/p>\n
Dad\u2026 I\u2019ve never known passion like this before.<\/p>\n
Stacy is amazing.<\/p>\n
Sure, she\u2019s covered in tattoos, has three nose piercings, rides a Harley, and is 19 years older than me\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2026but love is blind.<\/p>\n
Also, she\u2019s pregnant.<\/p>\n
We\u2019re living in her trailer deep in the woods now, and honestly, life is beautiful.<\/p>\n
She\u2019s teaching me how to grow marijuana, and we trade some of it to the neighbors for cocaine and ecstasy.<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t worry, though \u2014 we only party on weekends.<\/p>\n
Stacy says once science cures her AIDS, everything will be perfect.<\/p>\n
Dad, I know I\u2019m only 15, but I\u2019m mature now.<\/p>\n
One day we\u2019ll come visit you with all your future grandchildren.<\/p>\n
Love always,<\/p>\n
Your son, Joshua.\u201d<\/p>\n
The father collapsed into the chair, pale as a ghost, sweat dripping down his forehead.<\/p>\n
Then he noticed a final line scribbled at the bottom:<\/p>\n
\u201cP.S. Dad\u2026 relax. None of that is true.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m at Jason\u2019s house.<\/p>\n
I just wanted to remind you there are far worse things in life than the report card sitting on the kitchen table.<\/p>\n
Oh\u2026 and before you read it\u2026<\/p>\n
Mom already saw it.<\/p>\n
Good luck.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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