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An 82-year-old millionaire walked into the IRS office with his attorney after being told he was selected for a brutal tax audit.<\/p>\n
The IRS agent smiled smugly.
\n\u201cSir, we\u2019ll be reviewing every dollar.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man leaned back casually and said,
\n\u201cBefore we start\u2026 wanna make a little wager?\u201d<\/p>\n
The agent raised an eyebrow.<\/p>\n
\u201cI bet you $2,000 I can bite my own eye.\u201d<\/p>\n
The IRS agent nearly laughed out loud.
\n\u201cYou\u2019re on.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man calmly reached up\u2026 popped out his glass eye\u2026 and bit it.<\/p>\n
The agent\u2019s smile vanished instantly.<\/p>\n
\u201cLucky trick,\u201d he muttered.<\/p>\n
The old man grinned wider.
\n\u201cDouble or nothing. I bet $3,000 I can bite my OTHER eye.\u201d<\/p>\n
The IRS agent studied him carefully.
\nHe\u2019s not blind\u2026 no way.<\/p>\n
\u201cDeal.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man slowly removed his dentures\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2026and chomped down on his real eye.<\/p>\n
The agent nearly swallowed his pen.<\/p>\n
Now sweating, the IRS man snapped,
\n\u201cAlright old-timer, no more games.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man pointed across the room.
\n\u201cLast bet. Twenty grand says I can stand over there, pee across your desk, land every drop perfectly into your trash can\u2026 and not spill a single drop.\u201d<\/p>\n
The IRS agent looked at the distance, the paperwork, the angle\u2026<\/p>\n
Impossible.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re on!\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man unzipped\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2026and absolutely blasted urine ALL over the desk, the computer, the files, the walls \u2014 everything except the trash can.<\/p>\n
The IRS agent exploded with laughter.<\/p>\n
\u201cYES! Finally! I got you!\u201d<\/p>\n
But then he noticed the attorney in the corner, pale as a ghost, clutching his chest.<\/p>\n
\u201cSir\u2026 are you okay?\u201d asked the agent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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