{"id":2797,"date":"2026-05-24T04:27:17","date_gmt":"2026-05-24T04:27:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=2797"},"modified":"2026-05-24T04:27:17","modified_gmt":"2026-05-24T04:27:17","slug":"luxury-perfume-vs-grandmas-budget-broccoli-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=2797","title":{"rendered":"Luxury Perfume vs. Grandma\u2019s Budget \u201cBroccoli\u201d Surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2798 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/A10-image-15.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"572\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/A10-image-15.jpg 572w, https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/A10-image-15-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 572px) 100vw, 572px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building,<\/p>\n<p>When a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.<\/p>\n<p>She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRomance\u201d by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce! \u201c<\/p>\n<p>Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cChanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.<\/p>\n<p>Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts and says\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBroccoli. 49 cents a pound!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, When a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-top"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2797"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2799,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2797\/revisions\/2799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}