{"id":3323,"date":"2026-06-04T03:38:30","date_gmt":"2026-06-04T03:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=3323"},"modified":"2026-06-04T03:38:30","modified_gmt":"2026-06-04T03:38:30","slug":"his-rude-joke-came-back-colder-than-the-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=3323","title":{"rendered":"His rude joke came back colder than the water."},"content":{"rendered":"

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She smiles sweetly and says, \u201cI figured water would help with your problem too.\u201d<\/p>\n

He frowned. \u201cWhat problem?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThe extra weight.\u201d<\/p>\n

He looked down at himself. \u201cI don\u2019t have extra weight.\u201d<\/p>\n

She sat beside him calmly. \u201cExactly. And I don\u2019t either.\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband opened his mouth to argue, then quietly closed it again.<\/p>\n

For a moment, only the TV filled the room with noise.<\/p>\n

Finally, he sighed. \u201cOkay\u2026 that was mean. I\u2019m sorry.\u201d<\/p>\n

She nodded. \u201cThank you.\u201d<\/p>\n

Trying to lighten the mood, he took a sip of the water and muttered, \u201cStill wish it was soda.\u201d<\/p>\n

Without missing a beat, she replied, \u201cAnd I still wish you looked like that actor from the movie we watched last night, but here we are.\u201d<\/p>\n

His eyes widened. \u201cOuch.\u201d<\/p>\n

She smiled innocently. \u201cSee? Doesn\u2019t feel very nice.\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband slowly started laughing. A second later, she laughed too.<\/p>\n

He wrapped an arm around her shoulders. \u201cTruce?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cTruce,\u201d she agreed.<\/p>\n

Then she stood up again.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere are you going now?\u201d he asked carefully.<\/p>\n

\u201cTo the kitchen.\u201d<\/p>\n

He became nervous. \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n

She grinned. \u201cTo get myself ice cream\u2026 while I\u2019m still gorgeous.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

She smiles sweetly and says, \u201cI figured water would help with your problem too.\u201d He frowned. \u201cWhat problem?\u201d \u201cThe extra weight.\u201d He looked down at himself. \u201cI don\u2019t have extra … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-top"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3323"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3325,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3323\/revisions\/3325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}