{"id":337,"date":"2026-04-01T03:36:14","date_gmt":"2026-04-01T03:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=337"},"modified":"2026-04-01T03:36:14","modified_gmt":"2026-04-01T03:36:14","slug":"this-husbands-witty-comeback-will-leave-you-in-stitches-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=337","title":{"rendered":"This Husband\u2019s Witty Comeback Will Leave You in Stitches!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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My wife comes out of the bathroom after her shower,
\nstark naked, and walks into the bedroom.<\/p>\n

She said to me,
\n\u201cBabe, shut the curtains.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t want the neighbours to see me naked.\u201d
\n\u201cDon\u2019t worry,\u201d I said,<\/p>\n

\u201cIf the neighbours see you naked,
\nthey\u2019ll shut their own fucking curtains!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My wife comes out of the bathroom after her shower, stark naked, and walks into the bedroom. She said to me, \u201cBabe, shut the curtains. I don\u2019t want the neighbours … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-top"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":354,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions\/354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}