{"id":3868,"date":"2026-06-11T17:08:48","date_gmt":"2026-06-11T17:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=3868"},"modified":"2026-06-11T17:08:48","modified_gmt":"2026-06-11T17:08:48","slug":"two-nuns-bought-beer-at-the-grocery-store-the-cashiers-response-was-even-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=3868","title":{"rendered":"Two Nuns Bought Beer at the Grocery Store\u2014The Cashier\u2019s Response Was Even Better"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-3869 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/a28-i-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"572\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/a28-i-3.jpg 572w, https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/a28-i-3-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 572px) 100vw, 572px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section.<\/p>\n<p>One asks the other if she would like a beer.<\/p>\n<p>The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it.<\/p>\n<p>The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier.<\/p>\n<p>The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, \u201cThis is for washing our hair.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The cashier without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer saying, \u201cHere, don\u2019t forget the curlers.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-top"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3868"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3870,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3868\/revisions\/3870"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}