{"id":895,"date":"2026-04-08T13:38:09","date_gmt":"2026-04-08T13:38:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=895"},"modified":"2026-04-08T13:38:09","modified_gmt":"2026-04-08T13:38:09","slug":"they-tried-to-stay-holy-until-the-train-had-other-plans%f0%9f%98%82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=895","title":{"rendered":"\u201cThey Tried to Stay Holy\u2026 Until the Train Had Other Plans\u201d\ud83d\ude02"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-896 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/A204-image.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"572\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/A204-image.jpg 572w, https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/A204-image-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 572px) 100vw, 572px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A group of nuns and priests were traveling overnight on a train, and because it was fully booked, they had to share cabins.<\/p>\n<p>In one cabin, a young priest and a young nun were trying to sleep in complete silence.<\/p>\n<p>After hours of awkwardness, the train suddenly lurched hard, and the nun accidentally rolled right onto the priest.<\/p>\n<p>Both froze.<\/p>\n<p>The priest whispered, \u201cSister\u2026 I think\u2026 gravity has tested us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The nun quickly moved back and said, \u201cForgive me, Father, it was the train.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later, another sharp turn\u2014this time the priest slid right onto her.<\/p>\n<p>He immediately said, \u201cSister! I assure you, this is still gravity.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She replied calmly,<br \/>\n\u201cFather\u2026 if this is gravity, then by morning we\u2019ll need to confess to physics.\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A group of nuns and priests were traveling overnight on a train, and because it was fully booked, they had to share cabins. In one cabin, a young priest and &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-top"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=895"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":897,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895\/revisions\/897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}