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An 80-year-old man marries a 25-year-old woman. After their wedding night, the old man walks down to the hotel breakfast buffet looking energized, whistling a tune, and remarkably refreshed.<\/p>\n

His best man, who is also in his 80s, pulls him aside and whispers, \u201cMy god, Arthur! You\u2019re 80 years old. How on earth did you handle a bride that young all night? Weren\u2019t you worried about your heart?\u201d<\/p>\n

Arthur smiles and says, \u201cOh, it was easy. I just treated it like a government contract.\u201c<\/p>\n

Confused, the friend asks, \u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d<\/p>\n

Arthur winks and says, \u201cI knew I couldn\u2019t do the work myself, so I subcontracted the labor, stayed on as the consultant, and I still got to keep all the benefits!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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