{"id":991,"date":"2026-04-09T10:47:41","date_gmt":"2026-04-09T10:47:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=991"},"modified":"2026-04-09T10:47:41","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T10:47:41","slug":"a-woman-went-down-to-the-welfare-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/?p=991","title":{"rendered":"A Woman Went Down To The Welfare Office."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-992 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/B20-image.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"572\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/B20-image.jpg 572w, https:\/\/karealstory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/B20-image-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 572px) 100vw, 572px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid..<br \/>\nThe office worker asked her,<br \/>\n\u201cHow many children do you have?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cTen,\u201d she replied.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat are their names?\u201d he asked.<br \/>\n\u201cDavid, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David,\u201d she answered.<br \/>\n\u201cThey\u2019re all named David?\u201d he asked<br \/>\n\u201cWhat if you want them to come in from playing outside?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cOh, that\u2019s easy,\u201d she said.<br \/>\n\u201cI just call \u2018David,\u2019 and they all come running in.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAnd, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI just say, \u2018David, come eat your dinner\u2019,\u201d she answered.<br \/>\n\u201cBut what if you just want ONE of them to do something?\u201d he asked.<br \/>\n\u201cOh, that\u2019s easy,\u201d she said.<br \/>\n\u201cI just use their last name\u201d.<br \/>\nIf you like this, please share it using the share button below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.. The office worker asked her, \u201cHow many children do you have?\u201d \u201cTen,\u201d she replied. \u201cWhat are their names?\u201d he &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-top"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=991"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":993,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991\/revisions\/993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karealstory.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}