The wife was fed up with her old car and reminded her husband every single day.
With her birthday coming up, she finally laid down the law:
“Surprise me with something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds…
And make sure it’s blue!”
The husband nodded like a man who totally understood. ??
Birthday morning arrives…
She rushes outside, heart racing…
There it is. A perfectly wrapped, shiny blue box.
She tears it open…
Inside?
A blue weighing scale.
The poor guy is dead today and his wife’s in jail for his murder!
