A guy stumbles home drunk at 3 AM… and his wife is waiting.
“Where have you been?!” she snaps.
He slurs, “At this amazing place… The Golden Saloon! Everything’s gold—doors, floors… even the urinals!”
She rolls her eyes. “Yeah right.”
Next day, she calls the bar.
“Is this the Golden Saloon?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Golden doors?”
“Absolutely.”
“Golden floors?”
“Of course.”
“…Golden urinals?”
There’s a pause… then she hears the bartender yell:
“HEY DUKE… I THINK I FOUND THE GUY WHO PEED IN YOUR SAXOPHONE LAST NIGHT!” ??
