A 72-year-old grandfather started dating a glamorous woman from his dance class.
Every Friday night, he’d put on cologne, wear a bright red shirt, and tell his kids:
“I’m going to the library. Very educational.”
One evening, his daughter got suspicious and followed him.
Instead of the library… she sees Grandpa at a fancy restaurant, holding hands with a silver-haired beauty, laughing like a teenager.
The next morning, the whole family confronts him at breakfast.
His son says,
“Dad… were you REALLY at the library?”
Grandpa calmly sips his coffee and replies:
“Of course. I was checking out a new volume…”
He grins.
“…and judging by last night, it’s definitely not overdue yet.”
